1. You have a good excuse to own dangerous weapons (a sword and a cane)

2. You can feel beautiful and sexy and alluring, even if you're not in the real world

3. You can now wobble everything you've got without anyone looking at you weirdly!

4. It's a good way of relieving stress without kicking the dog

5. You can have some 'me time' without feeling guilty

6. You can finally appreciate your body - just as it is.

7. You can make belly dancing your 'mid-life crisis'

8. If it's cold you can shimmy instead of quivering

9. You can sing along to lyrics in a foreign language without having the slightest idea of what they mean.

10.You can dress up in bright colours, shiny metallic things, and stuff that jingles and shakes and actually go out in public!

MORE FUN STUFF..... quotes

"If I could explain, I wouldn't need to dance!" - Isadora Duncan.

"They who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music" - Anonymous

"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance." - Anonymous

"There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them" - Vicki Baum

"Dancing is dreaming with your feet." - Anonymous

"Never be afraid to try anything new. Remember that a lone person built The Ark, but a group of professionals built the Titantic." - Anonymous

"You haven't got anything to dance about until you're over 35 anyway." - Bert Balladine